You're so impossible

my desire to go to work is about a -14.

What I really want to do is nap for about 8 hours. Thank goodness the weekend is also my weekend. I’m at the end of my rope.

So what about men that like Twilight?

If you’re male and you like Twilight, you’re gay. I don’t mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the “you want to put your testicles against another man’s testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair” kind of way.

TheOatmeal.com

fuckyeahrobpattz:

fuckyeahemilederavin:robsessed:

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sleight-of-fate:

(via dsfincannon)

The sound of this man’s voice immediately puts me at ease and fills me with well-being.  I am conditioned to feel just fine when I hear him.

Me too. It’s what I listen to when I feel really sick. His voice makes me feel better.

taleeroe:

yankeegirl:verysherry:

Robert Pattinson
One Magazine, Germany
OMG, photos like this (and this) are what continue to feed my obsession.
Sinfully beautiful.

Yes, I am posting this again

anniesheart:

forget-why:

ballroompink:

starrystairs:

Chuck: Remember: mind over matter makes Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun.

Pushing Daisies

McG!!!!

My mama, papa and sister.

It’s OK patriarchy, I understand Adam Lambert made you feel funny

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert

I want to sex him up in that silver sparkle suit.

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert