February 2009
January 2009
Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own....
– Clueless (via filmquotes) (via dreamsandbones)
Story of my life.
(via 24freedinners)
TV has never been better. Someday, we’re gonna look back on this period as this...
– Ira Glass on why the death of network television is awesome [A.V. Club] (via peterwknox)
You wanna know what the truth is? I still love you, and I probably will love you...
– (via littlemiss) (via 0livejooce)
There’s enough lithium in my medicine cabinet to power three electric cars...
– Man, 33 (Personal ad in London Review of Books) (via bunkercomplex)
Hello gals of Mumbai and beyond… I am looking for an obnoxious girlfriend for...
– Personal ad from Craigslist, Mumbai (via bunkercomplex)
Waiting for an important FedEx package and not...
oldfilmsflicker:
aimeewins:
(via whatannoysus)
i hate that!
I was waiting for a package from FedEx today. I have realized that they don’t ring the doorbell at my house, they knock once then leave. Lame.
Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...
– Rachel Maddow (via vforvelociraptor) (via 24freedinners)
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
– Charlie Brown (via kari-shma)