January 2010
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My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much...
– Mitch Hedberg (via kyandi) (via arseniccupcakes) (via danionaday) (via vindyc)
If I were stronger, then I would tell you no.
And if I were stronger, then I...
– Sort Of, Ingrid Michaelson (via lame-stamp) (via sleight-of-fate)
Jane Austen’s books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission...
– Mark Twain, Following the Equator (via libraryland)
People who think that Sylvia Plath was a poor, sensitive poet are not getting...
– Elizabeth Wurtzel (via vild) (via missworld) (via meredithann)
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fuckyeahkristenwiig:
wiigingout:
NEW SNL PROMO.
JON HAMM/MICHAEL BUBLE + KRISTEN WIIG= EPIC
When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough...
– Marilyn Monroe (via justbesplendid)
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
principialuis:
January 28, 2010 CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot...
The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)
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IF YOU ARE THINKING OF ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING A...
If you want to buy a pair of pants, you go to the store. Try them on. Buy them. Take them home. Return them if you don’t like them.
You do not steal the pants, wear them for a while, then throw them out them if you don’t like them. (If you are a pants-stealer, there is a court date in your future.)
AND you do not sneak into the store at night, steal 100 cartons of pants, then...